Is a cute pink butt enough to turn spongebob gay?

I wonder what happens if I show spongebob my butt, like the sexy twinks in those gay porn videos I watched earlier. Gotta bend over really low so that he sees my tight clenching butthole as well. What is he doing now? Licking his rock-hard cock to slam it in my ass? Do it, do it, babe, I can’t wait!