Ahhh, here I am in prison. What a cruel twist of fate. I’m Sideshow Bob, the notorious villain and proud gay of Springfield, and I’m here serving time for my evil deeds.
Now that I’m in prison, I’ve found my own ways to pass the time. One of them is sucking big black cock through a gloryhole in the wall. I asked for it, and I’d ask again.
And the whole block knows it by now. I’m a sissy gay, after all, and I have never pretended otherwise. Let them talk, I’m having a better time in here than they are.
But I won’t let it get me down. I’m still proud of who I am. I’m still as strong and powerful as ever. I’m still here in prison, but I won’t be here forever.